We, at Blue Milk Special, deeply apologize for spoiling the height of Captain Phasma in the Force Awakens film. 😉 Interestingly, Captain Phasma is played by Gwendoline Christie, who is 6’3″ tall, and probably even taller in her stormtrooper boots. I’ve always found tall women intimidating. Mostly because I don’t experience it often as I’m already 6’2″. Christie also stars in Game of Thrones, which Leanne watches regularly. I think it is a great casting choice to have female commanders, and hopefully female troopers in the Empire. So long as they have pretty much unisex armor and no revealed midriffs. When that happens, we will know Star Wars has completely sold out.

We may have taken some artistic license with Phasma’s height for her BMS counterpart. Just a little… Oh and more spoilers. Captain Phasma rides a unicycle in the final climactic battle of the film. We have our sources!

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Amazing Starscream collection…

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Batman Animated Series Harley Quinn and Jokers…

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