Captain Phasma
We, at Blue Milk Special, deeply apologize for spoiling the height of Captain Phasma in the Force Awakens film. 😉 Interestingly, Captain Phasma is played by Gwendoline Christie, who is 6’3″ tall, and probably even taller in her stormtrooper boots. I’ve always found tall women intimidating. Mostly because I don’t experience it often as I’m already 6’2″. Christie also stars in Game of Thrones, which Leanne watches regularly. I think it is a great casting choice to have female commanders, and hopefully female troopers in the Empire. So long as they have pretty much unisex armor and no revealed midriffs. When that happens, we will know Star Wars has completely sold out.
We may have taken some artistic license with Phasma’s height for her BMS counterpart. Just a little… Oh and more spoilers. Captain Phasma rides a unicycle in the final climactic battle of the film. We have our sources!
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You’ve adressed lady troop armor before, but I’d just like to bring you this quote from Wookieepedia:
“‘I don’t care if you’re built like an Askajian—nobody needs a chest plate that looks like it has its own gravity-well projectors.'”
Just FYI Yarna was an Askajian and gravity-well projectors were a type of weapon installed on an Interdictor class star destroyer.
*I don’t know if I’m allowed to add sourcing links, so I didn’t.
Well, I suppose I’ll let the unicycle slide… but only if Captain Phasma wears clown shoes as well… and wears a dress… and refers to herself as Mary… and is recast as Billy Dee Williams.
Vader must have ordered the Tall Blonde at Starbucks…
Hey Captain Phasma, two questions: Aren’t you a little tall for a storm trooper? And also, are you Boba Fett’s daughter? XD
tfw when I’m 6’6 tall….