Launch the Probe Droids!
The opening scene from The Empire Strikes Back pans down from the disappearing text scroll to find a Star Destroyer slowly plying its way through space and seeding a solar system with Probe Droid pods. I can hear the haunting orchestral piece in my head as I type this. Composed by the genius that is John Williams, the man knew how to capture the mood and magic of a scene and was probably instrumental (pun intended) in opening my ears to orchestral music. We will be back on either Friday this week or Monday next week (depending on whether we hear enough chanting to warrant an encore) with the first Hoth strip. π
Today’s strip, as some of you may have guessed, is inspired by Eddie Izzard’s stand up about Vader’s misadventures in the Death Star Canteen. Hey, that gives me an idea… oh wait… The Death Star’s already gone supernova. Hmmm… Super Star Destroyer Canteen perhaps? Or should we just hold off until RoTJ and the Death Star II? Anyway, here’s the YouTube clip of Izzard’s stand up, brought to life in Lego animation. Possible NSFW language. I can’t remember, but I do know Izzard does not censor himself.
T. Gatto has been busy making more work for me. Thankfully all the extra work getting his excellent milk cartons on the site is totally worth it! T. even managed to create a paper sombrero for Breedo! Clearly there is nothing that can not be made out of paper if you’ve got the Masters Degree under your cap. I have finally caught up with all the cartons T. has sent me. They’ve been reorganized into the categories of Rebel, Imperial, Fringe and Other, just check the Downloads page to find them. Previews of assembled cartons can be seen below. Also, check out T. Gatto’s latest strips for Milk Carton Theater.
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Loving the Eddie Izzard reference! I laugh till I can’t breathe every time I watch that bit.
Yay for finally starting ESB, too. I’m way looking forward to this. π
Danke! It’s been a while since we directly parodied a Star Wars movie. When it came to the Holiday Special and Splinter we were covering obscure material. In the case of A New Hope and now Empire, everyone has seen the films multiple times and there’s this anticipation of certain scenes and the question of how we will twist them. I’m looking forward to this too. There are so many strips that are classics but have to wait until we reach the scenes chronologically. π
Giddy with anticipation! Anyway we could see a pic of all the milk cartons together?
How about it, T.? π
Perfect!
ZOMG TESB commences! Eeeee!! X D
Any word on whether we’ll see a Jamie Hyeneman reference with the Cantina Boys? I can’t look at them without seeing one half of the main Mythbusters team.
I thought about you when I was uploading the Bith carton. I’ll work on an idea for an incentive strip. Been a while now since we put up a new one.
No problem, except I feel like I’m making them faster than I can photograph them.
I think I need a yellow sheet so I can set them up like a Vintage Kenner Card back, and take a group shot. π
BTW, has anyone sent away for the new missile firing Boba Fett figure, I can’t wait to get mine (only 30 years or so overdue) π
I got one – it’s lovely – but I’ve earmarked him as a b-day pressie for my mate.
Just don’t shoot your eye out!
Awesome, love the Eddie Izzard reference
“You’re gonna need a tray”
“I do not need a tray to kill you.”
“do you know who i am?”
“do you know who I AM?”
“this is not a game of who the f* are you.’
One of my favorite Eddie routines – seen him so many times and he’s brilliant every time.
So happy ESB has begun – and digging the love for Ozzel – although he’ll always be Mr. Bronson for me (Brits will get this).
Kudos, T. for the sombrero!
“This one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet…”
I’m guessing that’s a Grange Hill reference? π
Yeppers. BTW – digging the wonky Star Destroyer π
There is a reason for its wonkiness… π
Admiral Bronson is one of my favorite characters in TESB… the bit where Bossk throws him in the pool and his wig falls off cracks me up every time…
Wait, I might be getting confused…
http://nfgraphics.com/star-wars-a-la-mexicana/
Here’s something neat I thought people might like to see.
Hey where is the dead bride?
The feast of the dead is one tradition that I hope makes it to U.S.A.
Kind of like a Zombie Crawl and Halloween put together?
In some parts of the south/southwest it is.
Rod & Leanne, I just want to let you guys know you absolutely make my week. Blue Milk Special is one of the funniest things I have ever seen, and I am just giddy with anticipation for the countless strips that will keep coming! (Maybe forever? :D) Thank you both so much for giving us BMS!
With much, much appreciation and respect,
Joelle π
It comment like this that make OUR week! π Thank YOU.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Regarding the probes;
1. The Rebels do not fly a flag or have a sign up that says βYes we are the Rebelsβ so, with 1,000,000+ worlds in the empire, and presumably uncountable smaller settlements, how exactly did the Empire figure out, from 1 droid destroyed, that Hoth was where a massive fleet of Star Destroyers needed to assemble? Why not just go around destroying probe droids, and setting up dummy shield generators, and letting the fleet run itself ragged?
It just seems like a lot of assumptions were made in locating the Rebel base. But I guess thatβs all the Empire had to go on, so might as well check it out.
Maybe there was a McLucas nearby?
It’s all about Forciness. Vader “felt it”. π Good idea about setting up dummy bases. As far as I can gather in the film it appears the rebels haven’t been on Hoth long, so it sounds like a big waste of time.
I knew Forciness had something to do with it. I just knew it!
After all you can sense a fly in deep space from a light year away, but try to deduce that the Chancelor is an evil Sith, or that one of the upstart jedis on the counsel is going dark, and you can forget it.
Forciness is not only a useful tool for the aspiring Jedi/Sith, it can also get writers out of a practically infinate number of Jams, and pave over plot holes with the stroke of a pen. Forciness Rules!
Including strawberry jam, my favorite.
T said: “After all you can sense a fly in deep space from a light year away”
Interesting. Does the ‘Force’ travel at light speed? Or is it just sort of everywhere at once with an instantaneous internal communication… Opens up all sorts of interesting questions.
Sorry, that was a bit serious of me. Yaaaawwwwn.
Rod said: “it sounds like a big waste of time”
And resources! Imagine the waste.
If one of those droids was very nit-picky about where it landed and fastidious about combing the area, could it be considered an anal probe?
Hey! Hey! Hey You! Don’t use up the jokes! π
Chris from Sex, Star Wars, Rock & Roll here, just want to say thanks for sharing the post to my blog. Ever since I first found this site I loved it. You were nearly at te end of ANH I think, so went all the way back to the start and read every single one. I check back nearly daily just in case you sneak something in. I’d been waiting for you to start on Empire before I did the post.
Keep up the awesomeness!!
Eddie Izzard reference for the win! I’m only a casual Star Wars fan, but the descriptions beneath the strips make sure I haven’t missed a joke or reference yet. Thanks for all the great work and making sure that even the casual fans get the jokes!
I don’t know why, but I find the upside down / out of formation star destroyers in these strips hilarious!