“Probe Droid C34-28-36, what have you to report from Bikini Pleasure Planet? Have you found the Rebel base?”
“Uh…scan results inconclusive, I’ll need more time to confirm. Perhaps 3 or 4 more months. Maybe 6. 10, tops.”
“Should we send more droids to assist you?”
“Uh…negative, negative. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you…How are you?”
“Have you been drinking?”
“*hic*”
Drunk? Negative, I am simply conserving energy with alternate fule options. By the way, permission to acquire the multi spectrum bio sensor suite, for, uh, more extensive scanning.
“Probe Droid C34-28-36, what have you to report from Bikini Pleasure Planet? Have you found the Rebel base?”
“Uh…scan results inconclusive, I’ll need more time to confirm. Perhaps 3 or 4 more months. Maybe 6. 10, tops.”
“Should we send more droids to assist you?”
“Uh…negative, negative. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you…How are you?”
“Have you been drinking?”
“*hic*”
Drunk? Negative, I am simply conserving energy with alternate fule options. By the way, permission to acquire the multi spectrum bio sensor suite, for, uh, more extensive scanning.